Has anyone seen one of those lunatic relatives of mine?


Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, and Izzy by Alecto Carrow, Circa 1975
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the fact that I’m barely wearing any clothes while reading… a dirty magazine, or the fact that I cannot remember this at all? Can I blame it on the alcohol?
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Recap post, Spark Notes version
- James read trashy romance novels in order to win Lily over. It worked. Or something worked, maybe it wasn’t the romance novels.
- There are a lot of owls here, because Mary and James have an inexplicable obsession with owls and making them say things that owls shouldn’t say.
- Izzy is engaged to Rosier, and still does not know about his secret bloodlust or the fact that he murdered Megan’s parents and tried to kill her.
- Mulciber, Dolohov and Rosier secretly attacked Lily, which she’s gotten over, and plan on attacking someone else soon, per the Dark Lord’s request. They are the only ones who know.
- James’ father is ill (cue sobbing at the implications)
- Everyone is in a tizzy about their Secret Santa dates to the ball and trying to find Christmas gifts for everyone
- Alecto wants to kill everyone, especially James after they had a small row
- Megan fancies Dawlish (She wants to shag him on a hole over China)
- Marlene is dreading the Holidays because it will be the first Christmas since her brother, Martin, died
- Charity is having a grand old time bothering Mulciber. They were friends as children and have since grown apart, but he did kind of save her ass from Bellatrix threatening to poison her, so…
And now I have to leave so if there is anything else feel free to reblog with your own bullet point recap.
OOC: THANKS! This is really useful to get me started :’)
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Hey, Andromeda!
Izzy! What a pure delight to see you! What’ve you been up to lately?
